- Me: But I thought you don't like cake!
- Gordo: I do sometimes...
- Me: ...it's because you were starving and just had sex, wasn't it?
- Gordo: ...maybe.
- Me: ...
- Gordo: ...
- Me: Okay, new plan, we screw and THEN we eat cake.
About23. IU grad. about as lost as you are.
I OFFICIALLY HAVE AN APARTMENT IN ALAMEDA CALIFORNIA AND I HAVE A JOB IN PUBLISHING IN SAN FRANCISCO.
I’M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY.
Only good things, you guys.
I met a fine gentleman the other night at karaoke, because Lia is a saint and is introducing me to everyone. I shall call this gentleman Gordo because no lie he looks almost exactly like Gordo from Lizzie McGuire, but with a chin beard thingy.
I just want you all to know. He is an excellent kisser. And also I got no sleep again last night.
I fucking love San Francisco.